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posted : Wednesday, September 30, 2009
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 +I've dedicated this post, to talk about my dog, or I guess dogs in general. Sometimes they're fun, they're cute and you just want to eat them all up, until they run outside AND BARK AT THE WIND! Or when they don't let you enjoy your steak because THEY WANT SOME. Just go eat the fuckin' food I put in your bowl for you! Aren't they just cute when they chase their tails, well THEY AREN'T WHEN THEY COME IN YOUR HOUSE ALL DIRTY AND MAKE A MESS ON EVERYTHING FOR YOU TO CLEAN! Or how about when they come downstairs and act as a 5:30 am alarm just so you can let them pee.I'm not sure if only my dog does this, but; My dog tends to hold in his dumps until you take him for a walk (and then he'll be taking like 3 dumps in one walk). Anyways if you don't take him for a walk, well then he just wont dump, until he decides to leave a stinky right in front of your bed during the night for you to WALK ON IT! Or occasionally the secret "behind the drum set" poop. Why can't he just leave a big one outside and make our lives easier. Oh and by the way, bestiality is not the answer to loneliness. Nicoo! |