+Girls, touchy subject to kick start this blog back to life but I'm not one to follow content rules or anything. Guys we'll probably find this a hell of a lot funnier than girls but I hope all the women who do read this have a big sense of humor. A really big sense of humor. Now, girls are great. No doubt about that. They've changed lives, society, history, and just about any other genre you can name. But. They're strange as adolescents. Teens. Crazy teenage girls. You know, before I continue I think maybe it's a good time for me to pray for my life. And tomorrow if you don't see a post from me ... most likely, I'm dead. But back to girls in high school being absolutely out of their minds. (I really, truly feel like I'm signing my death certificate.) When woman get together in their social atmosphere you can just see the evil in their eyes. They all smile and laugh along with each other but they're really all like wolves. Usually in packs prowling the Earth and sometimes going solo. Especially when a boy comes into play, all hell breaks loose. It's like there isn't enough men to go around. Aren't they supposed to be maternal and loving not sadistic and malicious. And the things they say to each other are terrible. "Ha ha, your a slut!" Now it looks as if this a concealed playful joke but how do you know? How does one know when a girl is being dead serious to when she is being facetious. This brings us to the complexity of the female mind. Man has studied this subject increasingly for years but to avail we just can't find the formula. Guys are pretty simple to figure out and I don't need to explain that formula. But women are a whole different kind of machinery. You see, when a woman asks you that famous old question: DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS? Guys are already backed into a corner. If you say no, you get hit. If you say yes, you get hit. And if you attempt to avoid the whole situation, you get hit. On that note, guys are always trying to avoid being beat by the female race. For years we've survived by escaping the house to a thing we know as a "job." And we hide out there until were forced to go back into our home's and face the creatures. Then they yell at us about what were not doing. What were not doing is enjoying playing golf and fishing. Being men! Sometimes we like to smell like a man. Smell the brisk of the beast. Why can't we have a little man in our world. Department stores infect the air with women's scent. Companies sell beautiful women to sucker men into buying products they don't need. Why can't a big hairy chest sell a car. Well, the answer is simple. Women are wonderful. They're often there to cheer you up. They bring the good out of the bad situations. They are gentle and loving. Women are just great. From mothers to entrepreneurs, they are all great. Plus, they're pretty good looking things too.

But that's just the way I see it.
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Just kidding.
Maybe not.

Johnn.

Labels: Dangerous, Girls, Opinion, Rant