+Ugly. I'm not talking the divorce between John and Kate or the next Kanye West publicity stunt aftermath. They're plenty of things we can deem to be ugly in this world but some people, I think, should start purposefully deeming ugly things onto their bodies. What are those things you might ask? I'm talking those wonderfully terrible tattoos and how badly our boring country needs them. Thus, bringing us to the fourth and final installment of, "Shit Canada Needs." -- Inspired by the lovely Sarah Feutl.


Now, off the bat you can probably think of some pretty terrible tattoos but realistically when do you get to see them? I have never in my life seen a creepy middle aged construction worker with a fat ol' mom tattoo on his arm and frankly this will not stand. I think it's our right to get a daily dosage of just plain horrible body art. I get a daily dosage of other things why can't it be this? I would be proud to replace my vitamins to see poorly drawn images of owls with breasts, everyday.


Solution? Everyone, upon reaching their 18th birthday, must receive an awful tattoo and on that exact same day as the tattoo was received, for the rest of their life, they must show it off for everyone elses delight. This should create an even-flowing circle of enjoyment for all. Who knows, might even solve some equality issues! In conclusion, there are plenty of things our country needs but I can't obviously name them all and it's been fun touching on some of them. See you tomorrow!

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Oswald.


ps1. Oswald is my middle name, Johnathon Oswald James Lovett, not some scary old man or anything.
ps2. I just realized I wore my underwear backwards ... all day.

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