+Player? So you’ve decided you
want to meet
girls at a bar. See
all the guys in
every bar you go to?
Yep, exact same
thing on their minds. You’re
not exactly coming up with
new ideas
here. Keep in mind this is not
as easy as it seems and I
know before you turn 21 you think
all you have to do is:
-Turn 21
-Order a drink
-Unzip and pull penis out like it's a fishing line
-Look at women and shake your head lime a bobble-head to attract them to
your line.
This just isn't working, so maybe when you're on the bus telling your buddies how many chicks you banged in the washroom of that dirty nightclub, COUGH, you should remember these simple rules:
Sure there’s times when its ok and advantageous but you will know when that
is and it’s not now.
Some guys think that being insulting or argumentative scores women at bars.
It doesn’t.
- Don’t Read Pick Up Artist Guides.
If those things worked they wouldn’t exist. What that doesn’t make sense to
you?
- Don’t Be Too Sober Or Too Drunk.
Slurring guy and plastic water bottle guy are both annoying assholes who
never pull any wool. Again, aim for the middle.
Don’t Make Too Many Jokes.
You’re probably not that funny and besides very few women can identify a
good sense of humor. Trying to be funny will make you seem like you’re
desperate.
Certainly the goal is to get laid, make out, get a number, meet a nice
girl, get married. Whatever it is, forget about it. The goal should be to have
fun and meet new women from which maybe one of the above might be possible. If
you are trying to hard to achieve any of the above you will not achieve
it.
Put Your Cell Phone And Your Digital Camera Away.
Super lame, you take your phone home every night, why don't you try to get a
girl one night ?
Don’t Insult Your Friends/Cockblock.
It’s never worked and is shameful behavior.
- Don’t Try To Impress Them.
You know how repellent it is when you know someone is trying to impress
you? Women are extra sensitive to that and know that you think impressing them
will get you laid. Be calm.
- Bring A Single Female Friend.
This one is really the most valuable tip in this list.
Think of someone you admire, a movie star or an author or something. If
some broad rejected them at a bar would they take it hard? No, they’d take it in
stride because they know they’re awesome. So should you be. Duh.
It's time to change our ways. Would it be lame if I said, Yes we can ?
JohnDonPierre
ps. i love you
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