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posted : Thursday, October 8, 2009
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 +Right you are John. God is basically leaving his freezer door open on us and Mr.Ninja Turtle here is going to have his legs stuck in ice. Suck-on-that 'Global Warming'.Our good friend/editor Justin, has decided to make an editors cut version of "Bad Hummus" for us all. Unfortunately, it's taking a mass amount of time to process. I'll re-edit this post to add the link (If it works), so maybe check back by 10 pm or so. WHEN LEMMINGS ATTACK! (First Story) I read a myth aboot how lemmings came to living on our earth. Supposedly they fell from the sky during a storm... pppppffffchah. So I've decided to write me own story. One day, an average aged man named Paul decided to take a stroll in his house as he noticed a gopher making sweet sweet love to a wild Guinea pig in his closet (Don't ask questions), and quickly yelled "Not in my closet!". The next thing he realized was that he was dead. (Again, don't ask questions) The gopher had raped the babies right out of the little pig. OH NO! LEMMINGS! To be continued... Boring Lemmings Watch the end. So funny. |