+Turkey. Ugh. Turkey. I love turkey so much. People can dig the pumpkin pie all they want, but I like a good ol' roasted bird and this weekend has had a lot of it. Maybe too much. But all in all, I absolutely love Thanksgiving. You just get to hang out with family, eat good food, share memories and laughs, and just plain enjoy life. How often do you get to do that? Christmas there's a lot of stress buying presents. Halloween there's a lot of busyness buying costumes and decorating. I think we should spend less time worrying about things during the holidays and more time relaxing, like Thanksgiving. Now, for the actual blogging you've been waiting for all weekend I'm sure. For this week I'm gonna do a theme, entitled, "Shit Canada Needs."

[SHIT #1]

The United States is filled to the brim with show-off - dudes who drive tricked-out cars with diamonds in the grill, chicks who get breast enhancements with the goal of blue-balling bystanders, and of course, those over-controlling, douchebag parents with bumper stickers that read “My son/daughter is an honor roll student” (Reality check, "Moms and Dads," your son/daughter is probably also suicidal.) Don't point the finger at their government, instead point it at the music industry. For years we've all lived our lives listening to the sweet sultries of North American music. Some of that music is great, but some of that music makes us want some things we just can never have. Like: those fake bimbos, buckets of hundred dollar bills, shiny fast cars, etc. I think it's time Canada gets to have one of those surreal pleasures. Thus we need MC Hammer, whose hit song “Can’t Touch This” set the tone for an industry of show-offs, to finally let someone touch it. Who you might ask in particular will enjoy this glory? Everyone! Recent years have given rise to shit loads of rappers with nothing to offer except swagger, a few pounds of bling, and hodgepodge of STDs and it's time we stop these show-boat-one-hit-wonder-jokes-for-talent scoundrels once and for all. And the only way to do this, is to knock the king of the pyramid down. Now, I fully understand that MC Hammer has every right to say we can't touch "it" but it's time we move past this conflict of show-off douches and on to more important aspects of living, like, how to get Facebook to stop sucking big dick.

I think this blog is a tad snarky, add a quote and cute video to balance the arrangement?
Yes : The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows - Aristotle Onassis
Yes: OMG OMG OMG

JohnnyCongo*

ps. facebook REALLY does suck dick ... I wasn't kidding.

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