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posted : Thursday, October 8, 2009
title : WINTER HATES YOU TOO
+Snow. Snow, snow, snow, snow. More snow? Snow. Alberta definitely is snow's best friend. If snow had a wife, it would be Alberta. If snow liked to ruin wonderful holidays like Halloween it would probably decide to do that in Alberta. It's not that I hate snow. It's just not favorable in October. I am getting all hyped up to dress up like a monkey and now my plans have been diminished to two things: Guy with parka, or guy with parka and snow shoes. Not very original if you ask me. Those damn kids in California can wear shorts and costumes but not us Canadians. Oh well, I guess this is what they were talking about when they said Climate Change. Haha, who knows maybe it'll be sunny on Christmas. Everything is fucked now a days. But, try to find the positives in the negatives. Free snow cones? Winter fashion starts early? Starbucks and Tim Hortons will get a spike in sales? Frostbite is like Winter's kiss? And who doesn't look sexy in a big canvas jacket, right? And if you just can't stand the snow and it makes you want to break down and cry, carry around a picture of Hawaii in your wallet and when you are sad, look at it. Don't exactly know if this will help at all but it's the best I got. Now stop crying bout the snow! Suck it up, make a snow man and enjoy it. That's a demand because your gonna have to deal with it for a good 9 months.JohnnyLoves. B-T-Dubshack = Props to my man Curtis Fink for the sick winter shots! Labels: Curtis Fink, Opinion, Sad, Snow, Winter |