+Hey. You know, I talk about a lot of stuff on here. A lot. Sometimes it's a really good post and sometimes it's just a good post. I spend so much time talking about the world we live in and such I often forget to just take a step back, or look up, and talk about something right up close. Something personal. Something local, if you will. If you were to just pause and look, preferably in a mirror, you too can see this wonder. Eyebrows. Now, this is gonna sound weird, but I have definitely been doing my eyebrow research. They're pretty unique and portray emotion, expression, and I've recently learned that they are more important than breathing. According to a trained professional of brow waxing, "They can throw off your whole outfit and just make you look so trashy" Yes, this "revelation" occurred to me the other day at my mother's spa. You know the one, with chic design-age, beautiful hairdressers, and that one gay guy with the flashy shirt. Yes, one of those. With my key sense of eavesdropping and my mother needing to pamper herself I reached a new peak of living and understanding. Eyebrows are so important. Wow, I'm sorry, I'll cut the shit. Who gives a crap about eyebrows? Isn't there way more important things to worry about? I mean, really. If your so worried about how your eyebrows look I think it's time you started watching the news or reading the paper. People are selfish enough on this Earth, do you really need to spend money to make your eyebrows look good? I mean, how do you even know that a big bushy brow isn't the sexiest thing known to man? I mean, look at the guy in this picture: What a sexy beast! Because you say so? I'm just saying we should focus our attention on things that are actually important and not the volume or length of the hairs on our brows.

Labels: Eyebrows, Opinion, Pointless Wastes of Time and Energy, Stalin, Waxing