+ Just Plain Awesome #4 : When a Stranger Says 'Bless You' After You Sneeze

In our world of personal greed, pointless violence, child porn, and a multitude of other terrible things you really have to enjoy the tiny sparks of good that survive through all the garbage. You could be absolutely anywhere, like a small family diner, a club, etc. and it's hard to think that you could score a blessing in anyone of these random locations. You don't expect to find it but that's what makes it so much more awesome when you do. Now, when your at the family dinner table surrounded by loved ones and they're all telling stories and jokes, you feel comfortable exploding with phlegm and snot in front of them because of course one of your relatives will say bless you and the others will chime in. If you're lucky your sneeze will start a conversation as well! But, this feeling isn't as fulfilling as when a stranger does it. Because when you're on your own it's a whole different story. Picture this, you're sitting on the train going home and everyone doesn't know you, they may not even notice you and everyone has that awkward silence going on very well. That's when you feel it coming. It starts behind your tongue and it crawls up to your nose cavity. You cringe, try to stop it, anywhere but here! And it happens, you sneeze right in front of everyone. There's only two things that could happen after that:

1. A really, really awkward and uncomfortable pause
while you wipe the snot of your sleeve.
2. Someone you don't know just calmly passes along his
blessing to you.

There's just something about number two happening that makes it awesome. It's nice. Really nice. So, the next time you see someone sneeze return the favor, let's get everyone blessed. Hope you don't run into an super atheists. Ha.

⇨ I haven't posted a link in a while, so here you go, I laughed at this : GAME DAYS!

John-Jhon-Love-it.
ps. Did everyone tell all their friends about sublimited? Hmm? Everyone of them? I think not.

Labels: Being Blessed, Funny, John Lovett, Just Plain Awesome Things, Opinion, Sneezing