+Woah. Hold the phone. Stop the press and media. Who the fuck is Justin Bieber? Where the hell did this kid even come from? I swear to god just yesterday that Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) was the "it" guy. The guy on every girls mind and in everyone of their sick little fantasies. Before I was even done trying to discover what was so awesome about a pale, blood-sucking, horny vampire, this baby-face blonde comes out of nowhere and tosses all my research , on the female brain, into the trashcan. So who really is Justin Bieber? He was a youtuber. He did covers of songs forever. That's his life story. Oh right, he's fifteen years old too. What exactly are you getting at John? I'll tell you just that. His new hit music video, for his new hit song, "One Time," needs a good breakdown and analysis. Now it starts with two elementary buddies just playing some video games, chilling, having a good time. Everything seems pretty normal up until his phone rings. Who's calling? Chris? July? Sally? No, it's Usher. Usher is calling and this kid, Justin Bieber, is just like, "Hey..What's up Usher?" I'm sorry but since when do kids answer the phone like that when a celebrity is calling? Not on planet Earth, no sir. After you've got over the fact that Usher and Justin are best friends you're presented with more shocking details. Is Usher calling to ask how's he's doing? Is he calling to say what's up? No Usher's calling to ask him to, "hold the house down." What? Justin Bieber and this other random kid are just hanging out at Usher's place? Yes and worse than that they're there alone. Alone! So, instead of calling for their responsible and loving parents to come pick them up, Justin decides he'll throw a fucking house party. What does this kid's mom teach him? According to her parenting, it's a really good idea to invite a bunch of older kids to a strangers house and just trash the place. So, after you survive through the multiple finger points, collar popping, and awkward lip syncing made by Bieber you realize he threw the party so he could hook up with this older chick. Not the way your thinking hook-up, Justin Bieber gets a kiss on the cheek and practically jizzes his pants. In the end, Usher comes home to his house full of horny teenagers and is all chill. Make sense? Not an inch. Oh well, the music video has to match his music. Garbage.

Labels: Justin Bieber, Music Video, Opinion, WTF?