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posted : Saturday, November 7, 2009
title : My Leest, CON-TIN-YOU-DUH.
 +Lazy. Who? Me. So, instead of writing some good stuff right here as an introduction. I'll just say, here's the continuation of my, "50 Things to Do in the Next 5 Years," numbers 26-50. Hope you get inspired or something like that. Sorry if this post disappoints, thing going through my head right now are killing all my creativity and thinking connections. Bleh. Women. Anyways, enjoy!26. Go around the world in 79 Days. Yes, I just said that. 27. Make love on a train. Weird, I know. 28. Make love on the jungle floor. Weird? Dangerous? 29. Run from a taxi driver. 30. Go three times the posted highway speed limit. 31. Host Saturday Night Live. My dick will be in a box one day. One day. 32. Write a children's book using only the words: banana, oval, zebra, pluto, in and the. 33. Spontaneously sing a song, in public, for someone I love. Like, Prince or something dramatic. 34. Steal a sign. A big one. Like a highway sign. 35. Crawl through airport security. Ha. Haha. 36. Throw a paper airplane off the Empire State Building. 37. Interrupt Taylor Swift's future award acception speech. Yes, again. 38. Be on a reality show. But actually act normal. Boring-normal. 39. Do 1000 pushups. Shut up. 40. Go into a zero gravity chamber and eat yogurt. Yes, at the same time. 41. Streak at the olympics. When Micheal Phelps is about to win his 19th medal. 42. Write a letter to the editor of Playboy on a very serious matter. 43. Be a sperm, bone marrow, blood, and kidney donor. 44. Become a wizard. Period. 45. Stop a war from happening. I dream big. Big. 46. Drift in a car really well, like, Fast and the Furious shit. Oh yeaaaah. 47. Just punch a guy I hate. Really hard. Right in the face. 48. Heliboard. All the way from the top. 49. Kiss a celebrity. Hell, I'll settle for Meryl Streep. 50. Send mail to a random address. With my deepest confessions and secrets. Hope you're having an awesome weekend guys! Because I'm not. BTW- Everyone should definitely dedicate some listening to the wonderful Ms.Mae Anderson --- Right Here. Johnathong. ps. Help, SOS, my mother has me trapped in my own home. Send help. I repeat, send help !!! Labels: 100 Things to Do in The Next 5 Years, Funny, John Lovett, My List, Opinion |