Bus: 9 Southgate Express

Stops: (Skips downtown)

-Whyte Ave.

-Southgate

Now, imagine a slightly older asian lady with a very whinny high pitched voice. Beside her, her younger son. Anyways, us kids were sitting at the back of the bus, as usual, when all of a sudden this asian lady starts yelling for the bus to stop. "Stop dis bus! STOP IT! STOP!", it happens quite often that people get on that bus and don't realize that it doesn't stop downtown. By now, we're already outside of downtown and this lady just keeps yelling "Stop the bus! You so rude! I NEED TO GET OFF BUS! STOP BUS! YOU CAN HEAR ME!? I GET ON THE SOUTHGATE TO GO DOWNTOWN, NOW YOU NOT STOPPING DOWNTOWN?". We were trying so hard not to laugh. As she's screaming her brains out, the bus driver just kept doing his thing, looking out the window, you know, normal bus driver things, trying to keep his mind off this lady. Finally she paused for a bit, and then again "CAN YOU HEAR ME?! STOP! STOP THE BUS, YOU SO MEAN! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SOUTHGATE".

Finally the bus driver stopped.

Bus driver, "Next time pay attention"

Lady (as she gets off the bus), "You so stupid, I want to go downtown so I take the southgate".

That's #1, folks. This happened today by the way. Oh and if you can't fully visualize her screeching, it's basically a samurai banshee.

Nico.