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posted : Wednesday, December 9, 2009
title : Google..Google..Gone.
+Google. It's the dandiest thing since sliced bread. What would our generation do without it? If you think really hard, when you need a definition, you need to research, you want to find that song you heard, what is the first thing that comes to mind? Google it! Just type in the URL and a whole world of absolute limitless information lies just before your fingertips. But, imagine that it is gone! You come home to search up those Taylor Swift lyrics or you just absolutely need to watch that Hannah Montana episode you missed but there is no way to just type it in and let Google do all the work because Google no longer exists. It's quite a frightening thought. All that easy accessibility is gone. All those million search results for "fart" have vanished. All those easily clickable links, images, articles, and maps have been stolen from your computer world. Dear lord! You would have to go to, dare I say it, the library and, oh my, open a book and read! It seems so surreal because I'm almost certain Google has blended into your everyday life and being without it would be like being without oxygen or Facebook. Now if it isn't already bad enough, I have more frightening thoughts for you to think. So, if you're already shivering in the corner of your room do not continue reading. Alright, for the brave ones, if Google disappears as does Youtube. Just reading that gives me shivers. What kind of world would this be if the degenerates of society, running themselves into walls and doing stupid stunts, no longer had an outlet to share their "talents" with the whole world! Just imagine a world where you clicked on the trailer of an upcoming movie and you actually get what you were looking for and you don't get Rick-Rolled! The humanity! The sacrifice! I think I've gone too far now and I will stop all my apocalyptic crazy talk. Don't worry, I'm sure Google will be around forever, right? Right?!Without google, I would have never found all those great links. Yes, that's right. Prepare yourself for a fresh, steaming hot, link load in the near future. Also, since I've been so terrible with keeping up my awesome blogging, here's a really cute and heartwarming short film. CLICK THIS. Love, John Lovett AKA John Lovett ps. Why is Christmas so amazing? Oh right, it's Jesus' birthday. Man, that guy knows how to throw a party. Labels: Apocalypse, Google Over, No More Youtube, World without Google |