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posted : Saturday, December 19, 2009
title : Yum Bum Cookies For Christmas and Satanicus!
+Christmas Cookies. It sure is a sign of gluttonous satisfaction when you find yourself home alone, slouching on the couch in front of the TV watching Christmas Specials, with your eyes half open, a steady trail of cookie crumbs dripping from your mouth onto lightly sprinkled with crumbs and the cookies that were, vacant except for a bit of brown dust and maybe a rogue chocolate chip or two. Yes, it’s satisfying all right, because many delicious cookies were eaten, without witnesses, in a very quick and steady stream, by shoving them into your mouth, chewing a few times, and then swallowing quickly to make room for the next one. You’re a cookie monster and you love it. I love them. I love those who make them even more because I can't. And on a holiday like Christmas they just add more of the goodness the season brings. Chocolate chip, sugar, gingerbread, shortbread. I could name hundreds but I believe that old fashioned molasses cookies are my favorite. So, if your not busying hunting down bargain prices at the shopping mall or spending time with family and friends. Spend some time in front of the stove and whip up some of these little pieces of delicious. And if you can't bake, like me, find someone to bake them for you! Cough, Stephen Tracey, cough. Just make sure it's legal. No kidnapping, it's Christmas! Hope you like the cookies and, once again, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Merry Kwanzaa!Molasses Crinkles After you finished all the above steps it's time to move to the final step which would be, eat. Hopefully, if you didn't screw up, they should be great. J-ON LOVE-IT ps.Going to vandalize the streets with beautiful art. Fuck the police. ps.Sorry if I missed your religious holiday in the sign off. Merry Satanicus? (Shiver) Labels: Awesome Things At Christmas, Christmas Cookies, Funny, Recipe, YAY ITS CHRISTMAS |