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posted : Thursday, February 11, 2010
title : YOU NEED SOME FUCKING ART
+Attention citizens! Are you sick of white walls? Are you sick of not having meaning to your life? Then you should think about John Lovett's and Nico Humby's Artwork! You could: Hang it in your room, the bathroom, the living room, and even the basement! It doesn't matter because if it looks good it makes you look good! Do people insult you? Do people put you down because of your low IQ? Do people stop and tell you how much you look like Chewbacca? Then you need some beautiful art! Realistically, if you have some fancy art hanging in your bathroom, people will automatically respect you more. Guaranteed! So, what are you waiting for? Stop having boring walls, stop having a boring life. Get yourself some art today! How, might you ask? Well, it's even simpler than you might think! No money down! No contracts! No credit checks! Own a pair of underwear? Then you can own a piece of art! Got an aching back? Get art! Got a sore tooth? Get art! Got cancer? Get art! So, what are you waiting for? Supply is extremely limited! Respond in the next month and you'll recieve a hug from Nico Humby and John Lovett! That's right! A hug of sheer delight and pleasure from the artists themselves, free! So, comment on the Flickr page with your bid now!



John "Cheeky Salesman" Lovett
ps. Results may vary. Ask your doctor if our art is right for you.