+Testing one, two. I know this has happened to everyone and it must be discussed. For the greater good, I will tell a story and solution of this petty annoyance. You know the situation already, when you go to the toilet and find the previous user's wet toilet paper still stuck to the seat, or some dribble of an unknown liquid. Look, we've had hovercraft technology for well over half a century now – why can't the big big world of science come up with some sort of machine or device where you can "sit" on a cushion of air a couple of centimetres above the seat? Avoiding diseases, disgust, and any other things you don't want on, or around your cheeks. I mean, think about it! I'm certain there is some rocket scientist who can take time off from sending more pieces of metal out into space so they can fix the sanitation issues on this planet! Somebody call Stephen Hawkings. But, until then, may you be safe in your adventures within public bathrooms.
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Love,
JohnLovett
ps. Go Montreal Canadians!!