+Duckface. It may be in your home, your friend group, and even your own photos. It has stricken our nation with the same rapid affect as the popularity of Lindsay Lohan's court sessions and the first legal child porn star, Justin Bieber. It is a common condition that has deeply affected the youth of our generation, turning beautiful smiles into awkwardly sculpted creatures of sass and attitude. Now, how can you spot this disease as it develops? Well, it's simple and can be noted by any right-minded citizen. If you, or anyone you know, has experienced a photo pose with a face similar to that of a duck, please contact them immediately. The key to halting the condition is with repeated statements. For example: I'm sorry, but you're not the best, The world does not revolve around you, and in serious cases, You are not as popular as you think you are. If these methods prove inaffective, you will be forced to accept the new pretentious, overly confident, and somewhat rude version of your old friend. Scientists are developing a cure for this growing epidemic, so awareness of Duckface is essential to preventing it from tainting your social pool. In extreme cases, Duckface may be a sign of Guido-tosis, Kanyewestis, and even Annoyinggonia. To avoid contracting Duckface make sure to drink plenty of water, eat a balanced diet, practice safe-smiling in photos, and watch Oprah at least once a week, so that she can make you feel inferior. This public announcement has been brought to you by the Board of Duckface Defence.